The Last Whale on the Soup Bowl

Here’s the story of Plutonians, disparity, and the crazy man’s mantra. ‘Disparity’ is as synonymous with the human race as its penchant for electing the least qualified individual to a position of curious insatiable power, and its ever failing love of the endearing misery of naming objects via the medium of a poll, failing to …

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The Tunnel of Indoctrination

Here’s the story of the illogical dance of love, penguins, and the ugly valentine. The hypocrisy of humanity can best be described as the eternal struggle one has with the holes in one’s belt. Belts of course the invention of the crazy man as a method to keep up one’s trousers invented by a crazier …

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A Pork Pie without the Meat

Here’s the story of naughty loud, bubbling anger, and the brain train scam. Well, I was nearly poisoned to death this week, how are you doing? Hmm? Oh, diesel… diesel poisoning, it’s fine. I won’t bore you to death with the long-running saga of my ill-heath – four week cough and flu, both still going …

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The Inherent Suckiness of Disintegrating Burgers

Here’s the story of funny fumes, a loner rut, and a fishy ulcer. I could’ve stood and stared at that burger all day… but of course I couldn’t, because hot eruptions of grease were popping free of the grill like the boils on the back of a Gremlin about to turn funky, burning me horribly. …

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